The Not So Trump Tape Scandal

Our President has been known for some unsavory actions. This might be by far the worst leak of reputation damaging content to date. After a long day on the links President Trump gave his adult star confidant Alexa Grace a tour of his massive weekend home. IT WAS HUGE! They had to be swift as fake news media was all over the place trying to catch a scoop. Alexa was told to wait in the masters quarters for him until he was ready for her. He entered the bedroom in his tattered tighty whiteys ready to be spanked like the big whiny baby he is. This is one experience he would definitely not be posting about on social media. He had this sweet young starlet suck on his cock then spread her legs wide open for that Presidential Penis. Trump was not the best fuck, but hey a cocks a cock! He could barely hold his load either. He broke one of his solid stances on the right to life after jizzing up a storm in Alexa‘s tight pink pussy. He threw some cash at her and told her to just get rid of it. Not the most diplomatic solution, but hey at least he‘s making america skeet again! WARNING: THIS IS NOT FAKE NEWS.